And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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