We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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