yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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