The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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