3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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