Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
do nipples grow back?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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