Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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