Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Dick very happy bro
I love you. Go after that dick
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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