he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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