Your tits are I can't wait for
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
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