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say what?
wanna hang out?
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
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Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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