my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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