It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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