ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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