took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I think your dad took our porno
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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