found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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