I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
