Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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