I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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