Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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