The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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