I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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