I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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