Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
