Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Alive.
So much puke
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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