I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Bring me that man meat
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
She has the best kind of daddy issues
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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