Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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