So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
third nipple confirmed
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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