your thong is hanging out like whoa
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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