How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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