I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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