I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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