Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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