He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Randomize
