soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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