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(616): View more from Michigan

The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.

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(330): View more from Ohio

You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions

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(757): View more from Virginia

We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep

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(912): View more from Georgia

Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze

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(513): View more from Ohio

it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.

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