Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Also, beer. Big fan.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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