Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
He kissed a someone with a penis
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Houston, we have a blender
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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