I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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