There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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