HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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