Are we in a gay sports bar?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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