Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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