yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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