Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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