do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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