I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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