She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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