Can Purell be used as lube?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
we're making bets on your personal life
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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