On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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