are you so shy because you have an std?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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