Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Text me some of your sweat
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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