all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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