It's like a parade of train wrecks.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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