I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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