At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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