You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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