Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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