So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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